Stripper attire—taste, style and judgment
I visit the strip clubs often enough that I know each stripper by her garb. Is it me or do some of these women wear the same outfit for decades? Seriously. There’s one stripper dancing at the Candy Store who is wearing the same outfit on a daily basis that she wore in 1989. It’s threadbare! I’m afraid to get a dance from her for fear one thread will make it all fall off her body. I often suggest to her to buy a new outfit. Her only response is a smile.
May I also suggest that you do your stripper wardrobe shopping someplace besides Wal-Mart? Your $8 outfit is not attractive and it looks like an $8 outfit. It’s not hard to find inexpensive, attractive outfits that make great work clothes. Shop wisely. Shop often.
The wardrobe choices of a stripper are a clue to her professionalism. You can always tell the novice–she’ll be wearing something frilly that SHE thinks looks good. A professional will wear an outfit that MEN thinks looks good on her.
Let me now discuss something that is near and dear to me–judgment, tastefulness, and style. I’ve said this so many times and yet few heed my words of wisdom. Those who do listen to me, make money. Wear outfits that accent your best physical feature, not cover it up; and wear outfits that men will like, not what you like. That seems simple, but you’d be surprised how difficult it is for dancers to grasp these concepts. If your best asset is your personality, then you can wear just about anything. But if your best asset is your butt, boobs, face, abs, thighs, whatever, then wear something that emphasizes that asset and not cover it up. You want to draw the customers’ eyes to whatever that money-making asset is. Too many times, a stripper will wear a skirt or gown that covers her gorgeous legs; or a baggy club-logoed t-shirt that covers her $8,000 boob job. This is bad judgment and bad taste.
I realize some clubs have a dress code (Yippee! Standards!) and that long gowns must be worn. In this case, it might be impossible to dress in a manner to show off your best asset. That’s okay. Instead, dress tastefully and stylish–to a man’s eyes–to exhibit your good judgment to the customer. That will be very attractive and get you many dances where you can then show off the good stuff.
One stripper I’ve been fucking for several years has a puffy pussy. She thinks it’s her best asset so she wears a g-string (t-bar, thong, whatever you women call these things) a couple sizes too small in order to emphasize the puffiness of her pussy as it bulges out the sides of her g-string. She gets lots of dances.
Another stripper has a clit almost the size of a penis. She thinks this is very sexy and most of the other dancers love to play with it. Guys, on the other hand, think she’s a transsexual if they don’t know her better. She wears a garment that effectively hides the enormity of her clit as she table dances. But as soon as she gets to the VIP room and straddles a hard dick, her clit becomes the center of attention as she climaxes uncontrollably and nonstop without every having to fuck the guy.
While I’m on my soapbox…don’t ever wear those ugly fishnet (or mesh) stockings. They are the ugliest thing ever devised for female wear. Yeah, I know you ladies like them. You think they look sexy–especially in different colors. I’ve got news for you–they look hideous. Men want to see the definition of your thighs and calves. Even if you have unattractive legs, men don’t want to try to visualize them through an apparent chain-link fence. Guys don’t want to touch your legs when you’re wearing those f-ugly things. Nothing else you are wearing complements them. It’s impossible to make them compatible with any other wardrobe garment. They distract the customer’s eyes from what may be your most important asset–your personality, your face, your whatever. Instead the customer is thinking about your lack of judgement and taste. If you can’t dress attractively, then, no, I don’t want a dance from you, thank you very much. I have often told dancers to take off their fishnet stockings before I’d get dances from them. Hosiery isn’t all that great either, but it’s certainly more palatable than fishnet.
A professional will change her outfit during her shift. Sometimes she will change it before or after each stage appearance. This makes her appear fresh to the customers who have been sitting there a while and it gives the impression that a new dancer has arrived–fresh talent–even though it’s the same old you. Have a variety of outfits on hand. Make sure they are all complimentary to your style, taste, and judgement.
Changing attire is a necessity after dancing for Sexhobbyist because whatever you are wearing is usually soaked in your own juices and sweat. My Strippers With Benefits know to bring several changes of clothes to work when I’m going to be seeing them.
The color men think is most attractive on women is…red. Actually this is a tricky question because the best color on a woman will depend on her skin tone, hair color, and eye color; but red seems to be universal. However, in a strip club where lighting is not that great, you can’t go wrong wearing red no matter what color your eyes are because nobody is going to see your eyes until you’ve already attracted their attention with your red outfit. Do not wear pastel green, blue, yellow, or pink. Only certain women can wear those colors and have them look good. My Alpha Female sometimes wears turquoise and she looks stunning because of her skin tone and dark hair. My Female Pimp sticks to white, black, and red and she always looks classy and elegant. I have a SWB whose favorite color is a royal purple and she looks good (she’s black). Another SWB who is Asian only wears black. I guess it all depends, but red is the color to wear to attract the attention of customers.
The absolute sexiest thing a stripper can wear is a g-string stuffed with dollar bills. In that case, green is an acceptable color to wear.
Tuesday solution
Thank goodness for technology. Alpha Female was derailed by an air conditioner crisis. I was able to service two Strippers With Benefits, one of them at Tens (Tuesday at Tens after all!). The spinner is in the shower after having an afternoon in the pool. Seductive dinner is next followed by…
Female Pimp is gone for the day.
Tuesday dilemma
I’ve got a big dilemma. Alpha Female wants me. Female Pimp is bringing over the little spinner I wrote about last week for some swimming and bedroom action. I have three Strippers With Benefits expecting to see me today–one of them in her club (Tuesday’s at Tens, of course). This is going to be a day with too much action.
I will have to prioritize my sex today. Alpha Female always gets first preference. The spinner is my second choice. The SWBs will have to wait until later, if at all, but I might see one of them tonight unless the spinner wants to stay overnight.
San Francisco values
Proposition K to decriminalize prostitution in San Francisco is endorsed by the Democratic Central Committee. If passed, I’ll be adding SF to my regular sex travel destinations.
